A Buyer’s Market
The thing about signing up for stuff is that there's never a clear way to un-sign up. If you want to stop doing the thing, you have to quit. Then you're a quitter.
Everyone hates a quitter!
Except me! If you feel like you need to quit something, even reading these stories, I applaud you. I will personally point you to the exit and clap as you leave.
Not in a bad way, though! In a way that says "You did it! You took your own life by the horns and you steered it way from this dumb club I started! I clap at your bravery!"
Here's to you, quitter! Keep on quittin'!