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SWD... the blog content provider posted 07.08.08 06:08 PM

The following IM rant took place from 4:48PM - 5:00PM:

SWD: I have to poo
SWD: nevermind, too late
SWD: I have to change my underwear
SWD: nevermind, not wearing any
SWD: I have to take off my pants at work now
SWD: nevermind, already are
SWD: I need a new chair
SWD: the chair is herman miller
SWD: so the poo squeezed through the seat like a spaghetti strainer
SWD: I feel sorry for the Korean who has to clean this mess
SWD: I'm hungry now

You know, I'm so glad I know someone with a boat. BB has one and I got to go out on the lake with him twice this past 4th of July weekend. It was awesome. Kracker was there, too. But I think he rented his boat. I don't remember ever hearing about him having one. I dunno.

Anyway... let me tell you about BB's boat of DEATH.

We went out to the lake to watch the fireworks. That part was awesome. It was probably the coolest thing I've done in a long time. However... have you ever watched the discovery channel where they discuss how predators come out at night? Well, mother nature has given spiders little internal clocks and when the sun goes down, they come out.

We're just floating there, minding our own business, watching the sun go down, when suddenly, 5 or 6 spiders just start dropping from the boat canopy. It was just like little repelling paratroopers. Of course, I was in panic mode, but kinda kept my cool. Luckily, Silver was there to just start smashing them.

Other than that, it was probably the most relaxing weekend I've had in a long time. Oh, and my nose is sunburned.

Can you pass today's citizenship test?
No cheating!

I scored 85%.

Hmm... maybe I should brush up on my history!

Yes, he's engaged. And he's already trying to cheat on his poor woman (Krispy). Of course, he's trying to cheat with me, so... i guess that might be OK. But, according to him, it's only cheating if the "dicks touch."

OK, so SWD sends me a link that says some scientists are afraid the new super collider in the UK will cause the end of the world by opening a black hole or something. That's where this conversation started...


SWD: between that, and the Yang Tze River unbalancing the Earth, we're done for
SWD: we might as well fuck
MEXIKID: sorry, I don't want to be the "other man."
SWD: you can be the "other woman"
MEXIKID: um.... no.
MEXIKID: I'm sorry, but now that you're engaged, the thrill is gone.
SWD: man!
SWD: is that how it will be?
MEXIKID: starting today...
MEXIKID: you're now deleted from my spank bank.
SWD: DANG!!!!!!
MEXIKID: harsh, I know. But it has to be done.
MEXIKID: Now... if I hated Krispy, I'd very much be the other man. but you ruined it by letting us be friends. Now I can't do that to her.
SWD: I am weeping
MEXIKID: it's the end of an era.
SWD: and the beginning of a new one?
SWD: we can just you know, handjobs while ignoring each other?
MEXIKID: I'll have to think about it.
MEXIKID: it CANNOT be the ring finger hand. that would make me feel dirty.
SWD: dang
SWD: I understand

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