CHILD LABOR!

I was always proud of my stint working in the fields with my family.

Anybody who has ever tried it always comes away with the same persistent thought: “Damn that’s a lot of hard work for almost no real money.”

Knowing how hard it is to pick a box of strawberries will make you appreciate everything you see in a supermarket like never before. You’ll want to salute every perfectly displayed stack of produce they got!

And when they escort you out of the store for blocking the aisles, tell them to thank the farmworkers for their service!