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The top of the Bougey List posted 10.15.08 15:38

So I was sitting on BB's boat in the middle of a lake. His beautiful wife hands him a a beer. The conversation* went like this:

BB: Oh yes, having a solid gold toilet and a diamond mirror in the bathroom is the only way to go. What, you don't have that yet?

Me: Well, I just rent...

BB: Are you still renting? Really... I have forgotten what it was like to walk among the renters. Hey, use a coaster for your beer, please. My boat just got all new leather seats.

Me: Oh, sorry. Hey, thanks again for inviting me out on the lake... so, when do I have to mow your yard again?

BB: I'll have my valet call you with the details. Say, have you heard from our other friends lately? That dirty frank character... and that kracker guy?

Me: Yes, I get to IM with them at work.

BB: *chuckle* yes... work. Say, old chum, my birthday is coming up and I'm having a little shin-dig - rented out the AAC.

Me: Oh. That sounds fun!

BB: It will be a blast. Anyway, I bring it up because we need all the busboys we can get and...

Me: Oh, well I don't think...

BB: Excellent! We'll get your measurements for the uniform later. Hey, drink up. We're having a good time out here, remember?

Me: Ok. Oh, and happy birthday, BB.


*This conversation may never have happened. BB is actually a normal guy and is fun to hang around with. He doesn't have a solid gold toilet... maybe. However, today IS his birthday.